Apologies!

I, Abi, would just like to make a formal apology to all those who have been recently disappointed by the lack of new posts on this, my dad's surprisingly and happily popular, blog.

I have been keeping his password hostage. And being a bad editor in general.

I will now give my poor and password-deprived dad what he needs, so you can now look forward to some new gems and pearls of wisdom. Or, most probably, a crude joke. You know what my dad is like.

Abi

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